Things That Confuse Me

Right now, I'm a little puzzled why the IRS would decide it was worth their time to audit a pair of newlyweds who probably could have made twice as much money last year and still have gotten all their taxes back.

Also, why is it so easy to stumble across delicious looking recipes when you're not looking for them, but so impossible to figure out what to make dinner once you get hungry?*

*in full disclosure, it would probably be easier if I planned ahead and A) made it to the store to get things like bread, eggs, flour, and pasta sauce and B) wasn't trying to make dinner twenty minutes before I wanted to eat it... but that would actually require foresight.